I once had a partner who was a “heads down, get your work done” type of guy. Knew his law. Billed like a fiend. Not much of a people person. Let’s call him Ken.
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Long ago, when it came to billing, lawyers addressed precedents in one of two ways:
I recently celebrated the 17th anniversary of one of the most significant events of my life.
Back on March 21, 2005, I came to what was, at the time, a stunning realization. I had accidentally fallen in love with a woman with whom I had been working very closely for six years. Luckily for me and all the other potential Defendants in this situation, she came to the same troubling realization about me at the exact same time.
Here are some of the provisions which I have found lurking in purchase orders (a “PO”):
1. The P.O. replaces every provision in the vendor’s quotation and invoice.
2. The provisions of the P.O. include terms set out on the purchaser’s website, which the purchaser may change at any time. All changes will be binding on the vendor. It is the vendor’s responsibility to monitor the purchaser’s website to see which new terms have been imposed on it.
Few lawyers would disagree with the statement that “law school does not teach you what you have to know to be able to practice law.” I imagine that the general public would find that to be surprising. It is called “law school” after all.
I have many thoughts about family business succession. Here are a few of them:
Many of you will be familiar with the old saying (sometimes attributed to John Adams and other times to Winston Churchill) to the effect that “if you are not a socialist at age 20, you have no heart, but if you are still a socialist at age 30, you have no brain.”
Let’s say that you represent a 40% shareholder in a corporation. You are reviewing a shareholder’s agreement which says that in certain circumstances (death, disability, termination of employment) your client is required to sell his or her shares at fair market value. So far, so good.
Let me start by saying that I really, really, like accountants. I had deep and valued relationships with a number of accountants when I practiced law, and they were by far my best referral sources. Many became good friends. So, the negative stories which I am about to tell relate to a tiny minority of the accountants who I came across.
Here is a conversation that I had with lawyers from time to time. I would provide in a contract that interest would be payable at 18% if my client was not paid on time.