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Ill Winds That Blow No Good

“It is an ill wind that blows no good.”

~ John Heywood

 I recently wrote what I thought was a rather nifty article about the ills in the legal profession, and concluded, as I often do, that many of them  can be traced to a culture of greed in Big Law. I got that part past my editors without a problem.

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Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way

“Lead, follow, or get out of the way” is an expression which some attribute to Thomas Payne.  Tommy died in 1809, so this is hardly a new turn of speech.

And yet, back in my law firm (and I suspect in many others), there were partners who never came to terms with it.

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Living Paycheque to Paycheque on $6,574,000

It’s Not a Principle Until it Costs You Money 

~  Bill Bernbach

We have all been reading about the law firm of Paul Weiss having settled with the Trump Administration to get out from under an Executive Order, the legality of which is to say the least, questionable.

Some say that Paul Weiss buckled under instead of defending the rule of law. Their Managing Partner said that they were facing an existential crisis and that they took reasonable steps to survive and protect their clients. He also mentioned that their peers in the legal industry offered little support, and in fact targeted their clients.

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Law Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry

The old timers among us will remember the 1970 movie Love Story, which featured what may be the stupidest line of dialogue ever. I refer to the statement that “love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

It would take a lawyer to build upon that bit of nonsense and make it into something even worse. And we are up to the challenge!

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Sharing Tips


I am spending this winter on cruise ships, trying to escape the cold, the snow, and everything back home that reminds me of working in a law firm.

With a cruise ship comes shore excursions, and with shore excursions come busses, and with busses come bus drivers and tour guides. With tour guides and bus drivers come tips. For those of you who may not be aware, tour guides and bus drivers share their tips, much like partners in law firms split up the year’s profits. Which brings me to my story.

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To Everything There is A Season

I was the managing partner of a law firm for a while. At that time I saw myself as being something like Cassandra, who the Gods punished by giving her the ability to foresee the future while dooming her to never be believed. I used to try my best to convince my partners to see things my way. After all, I knew how things were going to turn out if they did not listen to me.  Not only did some of them not listen, but they actively tried to subvert the things that I was doing for their benefit. 

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Enough Already, You Greedy Billionaire Wannabe!

“Work hard, earn a great living, get whatever you want out of life, have all the stuff you want. But there should be a ceiling on it-enough is enough!”

~ Sandy Duncan

I used to think that I was a fairly sophisticated guy. I got me an education. I was a partner in a law firm. I advised some successful clients. But since I retired, moved to the country, and bought a pick-up truck, I have been rethinking some things and I realize that perhaps I am, and have always been, more of an Okie from Muskogee, or in Canadian terms, a hick from Temiskaming. And I am happy to be one.

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Murray’s Random Thoughts About In-House Counsel

I never worked in-house.  Of course, having no experience working in-house is not going to stop me from spouting off about in-house counsel (“IHC”).

So, here we go!

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Zero is the Loneliest Number

In law firms, more zeros are better than fewer zeros.  For example, announcing, “look at me! I just closed a $100,000,000 acquisition” impresses your colleagues more than saying, “I just did a deal worth $10,000,000.”  A deal that was only worth $965,000 is not even worth mentioning. There just are not enough zeros. Frankly, it is almost embarrassing to have been involved with it.  

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It Just Doesn’t Matter


When I had been practicing for about six years, I attended a meeting with two more senior lawyers to pitch a potential client on leaving a Big Law firm and coming to our mid-sized suburban firm. The other two were: (1) Sam, who was our managing partner, very business savvy, and a great marketer; and (2) Chuck, who was the senior corporate lawyer and also a great marketer. My late father would have described him as, “all flash, no cash.” Poor Chuck was an administrative disaster and despite his intelligence, a truly awful lawyer.