Could Someone Please Pay Me Off Already?

I have been railing against the establishment in the legal profession for going on four years already. You would think that by now I would have annoyed at least a few well-established lawyers with deep pockets.

It seems to me that by this time someone would have offered to pay me at least six figures to abandon my principles, put down my metaphorical pen, and shut up.

But it has not happened yet. I am at a complete loss as to what to do next.

Perhaps I should ask the Law Society to fund my retirement. They seem to have an unrestrained ability to raise money to fund new projects.

Or perhaps someone could start a crowdfunding campaign to make me go away.

There must be at least one Big Law firm that would like to have heard the last of me.

Make no mistake – I can be bought. I am just waiting for the right offer.

Please, will someone tell me what I am doing wrong?

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